rachelspaghetti:

jewcheff:

rachelspaghetti:

unbeingdead:

rachelspaghetti:

man, I wish I had a good relationship with my sister like Roseanne and Jackie do. Well I wish I had a sister too.
today I found out my stepsister’s getting married and I had no idea.
oh well. and my other stepsiblings hate me so whatev.
i cant be sad when I hev Roseanne to keep me company.

I’ll be your sister but I will not be ANYTHING like SICK roseanne or hermaphrodite Jackie. But we can be sisters for sure, we can play Barbies and everything… make them makeout. Too far? Okay bye. LYLAS (that means Love You Like A Sis) heheehe

I agree with everything except the “LYLAS” thing. that’s uh. tacky.

unlike roseanne.

 hey… I want in on this. I might already have 2 sisters, but they’re just a bunch of gays.

well if they’re gay then you have the gay blood as well.
:)
teehee

 What?! I don’t have any freakin gay blood. ….stupid whore.